so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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