My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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