I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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