Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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