can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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