Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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