I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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