need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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