my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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