if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I AM VODKA MAN
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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