i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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