5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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