love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
