I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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