Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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