i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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