I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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