: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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