Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
