Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Still dying that you shit outside
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
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