"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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