ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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