I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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