I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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