Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Randomize
