I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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