I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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