i jhust puked up my retainher.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
i've created a new STD.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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