you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
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