He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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