honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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