I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
