try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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