I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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