We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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