I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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