Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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