i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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