Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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