so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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