I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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