just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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