omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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