the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
tell me about the fingering
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