I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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