i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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