I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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