dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
God, I missed his penis.
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