So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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