so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
one might say we're banned from that church
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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