Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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