Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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