Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Life is so much better after having sex.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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