Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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