Small penises have feelings too.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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